So I won’t be able to enjoy the Stewart/Zippy relationship anymore. You’ve crushed my hormonal fantasies. I’ll miss the “Zippy run for your life!” Toyota commercial.

I’ll have to pack away all my orange #20 gear, and dammit Tony you had to do all this changing after I am paying arms and legs on student loans and gas and will not be able to afford anything with whatever color/number you are going to be next year! I’m going to have to dig back into my teenage days when I was obsessed with pretty boy bands and make my own damn hat! I looked damn good in my #20 hat too! Ugh!

Hopefully your colors will be black/red since you will be sponsored by Old Spice. I was just starting to look good in orange/black, but red is good. Too bad it’s not Budweiser, you look like a Budweiser guy more than Kasey Kahne does, plus Bud tastes better than Old Spice.

While your at it, why don’t you come over and peel the damn #20 sticker off my car!

Damn you!

Ok, I love you! I was just kidding! Move away with me and Carl Edwards to India and we can all get married and have many many kids, you can even name one of them “Zippy”

Love,

Race Kitten

As you can tell, I am bored. I will post a more intricate, professional article on the Stewart happenings from the press conference.  I did get to watch it live while I was at work, filing papers away and other stuff I was pretending to do to make people think I was working. Yeah, I get paid to listen to Tony Stewart press conferences, don’t be jealous.

On this day..

• Tony Stewart Video Conferance - 2008