No updates from me this week. I deeply apologize. There are times in my life where some things are more important than watching a race. In my confused little world, it’s hard to imagine me doing anything else with my weekend, but if there’s anything that can stop me from watching a race it would be this:

My “baby” cousin’s high school graduation.

So even Kitty has to slack once in a while, and this is definitly one of those moments. I am hoping however that you guys will love me enough to comment and let me know what happened, controversial or not. I have watched the recaps but of course I only got the bare bones of everything that happened, and with the exception that I know that my “built like a Greek God”, Carl Edwards came in second with everyone’s fan favorite Kyle Busch winning the race, I’m lost.

PS- What happened to Tony Stewart?

AAHH! Take those pretty eyebrows of your’s and RUN Jimmie! Yao is going to have you for dinner!¹

Yao: “Mmmmmmmm, a big, brown M&M!”²

Me: Look at the tush on Kyle Busch!

I’m late on updates again! Go figure! My mid-year’s resolution is to work on that, although I will tell you that my lateness might have something to do with my disappointed-ness that Tony Stewart didn’t win the Coca-Cola 600. I have not had a chance to throw my hissy fit over this yet.

Ok so I’m going to start on my comments that were the Battle Royale that was Keselowski and Denny Hamlin Saturday night. I honestly missed it because I was head deep in dirty laundry, which attests to the fact that all the good stuff goes on when I do not watch the race.

“Help! Someone’s got their finger in my butt! Hamlin is that you?”

The power house that is JGR aka Hamlin, Stewart, and Ky. (Jelly) Busch are like the bullies on the playground, and Keselowski is the nerdy little boy that the bullies like picking on. I would have liked to see Keselowski kick Hamlin’s [explotive], but there was probably no chance for the skinny little turd.

Either way, it was entertaining. The kind of entertaining that the Nationwide Series probably needs. And with the spillover of Sprint Cup drivers taking turns to come over and dominate in the Nationwide Series, we like little turds like Keselowski kicking some Sprint Cup butt. These Nationwide Series drivers could possibly be the future stars of Sprint Cup racing, and just like the Kyle Busch/Steve Wallace fight, these Nationwide guys are trying to make it, the Cup guys have already made it.

So to the Nationwide guys I say, rebel, take back your home turf, it’s yours!

Sunday’s race was a little bit more interesting than the All-Star race with the same outcome. Stewart and Hamlin had tires go down on the last couple laps and once again Kasey Kahne, like stepping on dog poop, didn’t know it was there until you stepped on it swooped up for the second victory in a row.

Anyone notice Kasey Kahne’s post interview how it doesn’t look like he really enjoys drinking him some Budweiser.

Either way, Congrats to Kahne, even though it should have been Tony! Bleh!

So sorry this is not longer, more in-depth, I have been suffering from a slight case of writers block and stress dosn’t make things any better, hopefully I will be back to my old self again soon!

1. Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images [↩]
2. Photo by Justin Heiman/Getty Images for NASCAR [↩]